ATTENTION: Chaotic customers, while many of you have no problems registering with our website and checking out via PAYPAL, some small percentage of you guys are still having issues. We would like to apologize for this inconvenience and offer you a simple solution. Please email firstname.lastname@example.org with the following information..
ITEM OR ITEMS YOU WANT TO BUY
And one of our Customer Service Reps will email you back with a Simple, Easy to follow, Paypal Invoice with your total. For this inconvenience we will make sure you get plenty of Samples, and SOME FREE SH#T :) just like we give out on each and every NORMAL order that is placed via our website.. We hope this solves the issues that some of you are having.
THANK YOU FOR MAKING A CHAOTIC CHOICE!!!